🚀 Starlink Soviet Space Trucker Cap: USSR 🛰️🧢

Originally from tropical countries (or the author's home in 1986), this cap represents the power of the sun and the stars.

🌌 Orbital Aesthetic: An abbreviation representing the Soviet star symbol and the Cyrillic alphabet. Like something you might wear to a party in the kingdom of heaven.

Mission Ready Poly: Made with 100% polyester for durability, whether in orbit or in a tent at night.

💨 Zero-G Ventilation: The mesh back keeps your head cool while listening to Walking Around the Stars or any of your favorite songs.

🚀 Good news (because even astronauts agree):

Head height: 55-60 cm (22-24 inches)

Wing: 7-7.5 cm (2.8-3 inches)

Length: 12.5 cm (5 inches)

🛒 How to get to Red Rocket:

1. Get in the car as if you were preparing for a space flight.

2. Count down the days until delivery as if it were your actual departure date.

3. Open the box, put it away, and wait for someone to ask, "Where did you find that?"

🌠This isn't a coincidence. It's orbital behavior.